Friday, November 6, 2009

Renovations day three

Or alternatively...

Introducing, Conservative Budgeting - the budgeting attitude that will revolutionise the way you allocate your finances!

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"My son asked me the other day for fifty sen to buy some sweets. But I applied ConserveBud Home edition and decided to budget RM18 for two sweets. We were so delighted when he came back and spent about 96% under budget!"
- Verushka Lakewater, 36, homemaker

"I was purchasing 15 new operating system licenses for my office computers and eventhough some people told me it wouldn't cost more than RM15,000, I told my finance department that we needed RM2 million. Wah. You should have seen the bugger's face. Kept asking me why this why that. But I knew that with ConserveBud Enterprise edition, I would be vindicated. True enough, when the invoice came in, the operating system licenses only cost RM12,000. My CFO was so happy with the savings, he gave me a raise and took me to dinner at Duck King."
- Koon Cheng Hock, 42, operations assistant

"I was recently doing renovation at my house, and we had a sliding balcony door that was in a bad state. My contractor said that he could repair it at RM350. But using ConserveBud Datin edition, I went ahead and budget that sliding door at RM350,000. Yesterday, he called me to say that it couldn't be repaired, and that a new door would cost RM1,300. I am so relieved. Both me and my fiancee are happy that with ConserveBud Datin edition, we got to manage our expectations to this extent of our happiness!
- Fergus Ong, 29, filmmaker

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