Wednesday, November 4, 2009

Renovations day one

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It's a war zone! Our house has turned into a mid-90s Eastern European war zone! Just look at our bathroom!! There must be at least several extended families buried under all that rubble! This is a disaster! This is Sarajevo all over again!

Athalia: Ooh you're blogging!
Fergus: Yeaps.
Athalia: Wait. What da heck is that?
Fergus: I'm using a war metaphor to say how I feel about our renovation.
Athalia: That's a terrible post.
Fergus: No, it's not. It's a brilliant pastiche of melodrama.
Athalia: It's ridiculous. Don't even dream of posting that on our blog.
Fergus: OooOOooOOo... then why don't you post?
Fergus: And they're great codes.
Athalia: So what's your problem?
Fergus: I've got no problem.
Athalia: You don't?
Fergus: Nope. Do you?
Athalia: Nope.
Fergus: See, so it's all good?
Athalia: Wait. You're inventing this whole dialogue from scratch aren't you?
Fergus: No.
Athalia: We're not really having this conversation, are we?
Fergus: Why not?


Athalia: You really are a stupid lowclass bear.

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OMG OMG! Look! I think I just saw a Yugoslavian aunty near the toilet bowl hole!! Eeeew, sick! It's over! Our house is in ruins!


Athalia said...

Dumb bear, putting words in my mouth again.

Anonymous said...

HAHAHAHAHA.. you have to post up a blog entry to defend yourself thay! lol

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