- Poppy the MyVi
- Makmak the Satria (okay, it's from his car plate, but it stuck and we say it with affection)
- Dante the ipod
- Salvador the vintage iBookG4
- Ophelia the MacBook (I thought it very apt when I found out her name means "help")
- Karlof the 500MB external hard drive
- Constantine the 1TB external hard drive
- Benoit the 2GB thumbdrive
- Mariella the 1GB thumbdrive
- Heidi the portable hard drive, who has unfortunately gone to the great electronics junkyard in the sky
- Olaf the new office PC
- Boris, the old office PC, who now sits in the living room of a 45-year-old Indian gentleman
- Raoul the video camera (named after Raoul Coutard).
Overloaded yet? Well our month-old D90 can now join that list. Everyone, here is Iris.

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