Renovations day six

Doorknob 1: Why is Fergus taking pictures of us?

Doorknob 2: Cos he's a doorknob.

Doorknob 1: No, stupid. We are doorknobs.

Doorknob 2: Oh. Heh. Maybe he's trying to be all arty and stuff. You know...

Doorknob 1: Yeah. Such a wannabe. (raises his voice) Dude! We're doorknobs! Go take pictures of girls holding umbrellas!

Doorknob 2: Ooh, not a bad idea.

Doorknob 1: I know.

Doorknob 2: You're smart.

Doorknob 1: I know. That's why I'm a doorknob. On the floor. Waiting to be thrown ou...

Doorknob 2: Err...

Doorknob 1: Nevermind.

Doorknob 2: I think he's taking pictures of us cos the renovation seems a bit slow and he's got nothing new to take today.

Doorknob 1: Actually, I think it's because I'm a sexy beast.

Doorknob 2: Oh ya. Man, you really are smart.