(Deep breath.)
We are married!
YES!
We are married! We have survived the wedding - more than that, maybe even thrived through the wedding! And why stop there - we've even made it back from our honeymoon alive! And fat!
Yes, we have been married now for a week and three days and the entire behemoth is nestling itself comfortably into our respective and shared existences. There is much to say about the wedding - so much, in fact, that an old adage told us we could save on every thousand words by posting a picture for it. Which we will do. But that will take time, cos bridal photographers need time to crunch all the raw photos into what you will soon see here. Patience my friends - the story will follow.
In the meantime, a quick table of contents on what is to follow in the next few days and weeks.
Chapter 1. Matching phones // In one of their first consumerist acts as a married couple, Fergus & Athalia get themselves matching Nokia E5s.
Chapter 2. Wedding stories // The spotlight shines on some of the most memorable narratives from the wedding.
Chapter 3. Wedding photos // The remaining few thousands of words will be compressed here.
Chapter 4. East coast travelogue // Two delinquents on a trunk road with only hedonism on their minds.
Chapter 5. West coast travelogue // Two families meet at a riverside town and enjoy a night out under the stars canopy.
Keep reading!